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He did irritate me with his comments on her softness, however, as he made fun of and looked down on her a bit too much sometimes. If you're in the market for intense vampires, steer far away. There's no dark and ghastly here, even in terms of other vamps. It's all very light, fluffy, and a fast read that's humorous but not overly so, with plenty happening at all ends to keep things spicy. Raye's writing style is very different, not cloying and overdone but extremely spruced up and addictive.
Add in a serial murder story that needs uncovering, and the pages fly by. The book does not stand out enough to rate a four star, but I'm very eager to read the next book Sep 29, Tara rated it it was ok Shelves: paranormal-mystery , read-in , vampires.
I think the thing that really turned me off to this book is that fact that the narrator was not the kind of person or Vamp I like spending time with and since she's the voice of the story. I really don't follow clothes and fashions and so the constant interjections about what people were wearing started to get really old, really quick. Plus, it was hard to root for her to get the guy when I really didn't like her, and dreaded the thought of hearing their interact 2.
Plus, it was hard to root for her to get the guy when I really didn't like her, and dreaded the thought of hearing their interactions in her voice. This book was also hard to categorize. It was about romance but not really a romance. There was a whole who-done-it thing going on as well, but I prefer my mysteries solvable. Meaning, you meet the bad guy along with several potential bad guys and you get all the clues to solve it, if you are paying attention. But we never really meet the bad guy, actually the whole ending felt rushed.
We never really learn anything about the why of the matter. I guess if you are going to try to build a mystery, I want some explanation as to why the psycho killer turned psycho. Overall not awful, but I don't know that I'll read another one in this Kimberly Raye series. Maybe the other one though View all 8 comments. May 22, Kathleen Burket rated it it was amazing. DED is a lighthearted paranormal that pokes fun at fashion mavens, glam girls, and entrepreneurial business people through its over-the-top heroine, Lil Marchette.
As silly as Lil can be sometimes, she stills manages to win you over with her efforts to reach out to Francis, a geeky 1,year old born vamp, and Esther Crutch, a robust-figured made vamp who was turned shortl Dead End Dating DED the kind of book to which I turn when I know that I need to laugh or need something to make me smile.
As silly as Lil can be sometimes, she stills manages to win you over with her efforts to reach out to Francis, a geeky 1,year old born vamp, and Esther Crutch, a robust-figured made vamp who was turned shortly after the turn of the last century when the norm for women was to be a bit more rounded. Esther is a delightful character who also appears in subsequent books and isn't quite with the current century.
Lil is surrounded by her crazy family. There is her father who has selective hearing unless the conversation is about "money, the Knicks, or money. Heh, heh, Heh ; and Jack, the closest brother in age to Lil. Heh, Heh, Heh. May 19, Anita rated it did not like it Shelves: paranormal-romance.
I recommend against reading this novel. It's chicklit paranormal romance, which I like, but it's poorly done. The characters are not particularly loveable, the fashion references seem extraneous, and there are enough inconsistancies in the book to think that it desparately needs a good editor. The plotline was fine, and I liked the concepts behind most of the characters, but MaryJanice Davidson this author is not. Basic idea: Barbie doll type vampire chick sets up dating service for all ty Yuck!
Basic idea: Barbie doll type vampire chick sets up dating service for all types of beings - human, vampire, were, whatever. Murderer and sexy bounty hunter come to town. Crazyness ensues. This book was not really worth the time it took to read.
If I had 6 hours to kill and the only book available to me was the sequel, I might read it, but it's unlikely otherwise. View 2 comments. Jan 14, steen rated it liked it. So the narrator is a little bit too much of a Valley Girl, despite aristocratic French roots. So she talks obsessively about designer goods. Which I'm not entirely opposed to, by the way.
Still, I found myself interested in the book. It puts a slightly different twist on the whole vampire lore while still being pretty funny. Honestly, the storytelling style kind of reminds me of the Jen Lancaster books which you must read if you haven't. All in all, the book can be a little annoying at time So the narrator is a little bit too much of a Valley Girl, despite aristocratic French roots.
All in all, the book can be a little annoying at times but it's a quick and entertaining read with a pretty funny voice to tell the story of a modernized vampire just trying to start her own dating service. View all 3 comments. Apr 24, Gina rated it really liked it Shelves: own , romantic-suspense , paranormal-supernatural. It's the first time I read Kimberly Raye, and it won't be the last!
Her main character, Lil Marchette, is hilarious! She doesn't do anything in a simple way. And Ty I wouldn't mind meeting him, if he was real. The rest of the cast just makes up for a really good story. The plot, as well as the characters, was funny, quirky.
Definitely different from your average vampire novel. I'm definitely hooked! Rating: 4. Feb 15, Punkin rated it it was ok Shelves: loveydovey , fang-gang-and-howlers , ha-ha-funny , not-only-no-fuck-no. This book sucked. The main character was horrible and hateable. I didn't want to root for her at all. So many product name drops I couldn't stop rolling my eyes. Minor mystery and a couple cool vamp tricks but this book couldn't be saved.
Apr 14, Vintagebooklvr rated it liked it Shelves: paranormal-romance. An off-beat comedy that really bites! This is Sex in the City for vampires and a dating service. Romantic and funny starring a vampire who loves pink! Dec 03, Karol rated it did not like it Shelves: not-recommended. The Name of the matchmaking service 'Dead End Dating' doesn't make sense, why would anyone human or otherwise , go to a agency with this name? She doesn't couple up her clients for compatibility, by matching their interests or personality etc, instead it's quite random.
Why aren't there more vamps, if they can reproduce like humans? May 06, Daelith rated it did not like it Shelves: read , bookcrossing. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. I liked characters in this book but I could really do without all the fashion descriptions. By the middle of the book, I had to wonder if the author was receiving advertising fees from fashion designers.
I just started skipping over the paragraphs with clothing details. I think this could have been better if a little more went into the actual plot of the murder mystery and less into clothing and Starbucks who must have been paying her too. The dysfunctional family bits were the only reason I'm I liked characters in this book but I could really do without all the fashion descriptions. The dysfunctional family bits were the only reason I'm giving this 2 stars instead of one, though it was bit over done too.
I need to toss a little something in this chapter about that part of the plot. It was wrapped up in the last twenty pages if even that many as if it were an after thought. Also, it was disappointing that Lil didn't get hooked up with Ty who was the most likable character for me , but then that does keep some readers coming back for more.
May 27, Wendy Peoples Moore rated it really liked it. The perfect summer fun read. This is one of those rare books that makes you laugh out loud. Simplistic plot, lots of silliness, and light romance. Definitely a strong start for what may just be a really great series.
If you don't believe me, here's an excerpt from the book He was a vampire. Okay, so that was't actually my first thought. Numero uno? My lace Victoria's Secret thong had crawled into a r The perfect summer fun read. My lace Victoria's Secret thong had crawled into a really high place, and I was thinking I should have used my preternatural reflexes and gone after it a block back instead of opting to wait until I reached the office.
Thought number two? He was a really hot vampire Think irritating thong. Think totally irritating thong chafing the hell out of my ass beneath last season's DKNY jeans which I'd pulled on for lack of anything else with a pink vintage Metallica T shirt that did absolutely nothing for my complexion This was a really good book.
Lil and Fred would make the cutest couple ever. Definitely going to read more books in the series. It's tough being a fashion vixen. May 24, Amber rated it liked it Shelves: Hey if I am going to read chick lit, it might as well be cute and sassy.
A little more "pop culture" than I'd ideally like, but I will read the second in the series. Finished in a couple of hours. Jul 27, Anamarija rated it it was ok. View 1 comment. Mar 06, Alisha rated it really liked it Shelves: just-for-kicks , vamps-and-such. Loved this! Kind of cheesy and silly, but very funny.
Apr 04, Yoru rated it really liked it Shelves: bit-lit , romance. It's was quite funny! I really like it! Mar 18, Skye rated it really liked it Shelves: paranormal-romance , paranormal-fantasy , vampires. It took me forever to read this book. Most vampire stories are kind of dark in some way, shape or form.
Not so with this vampire story. It was kind of funny and witty. It threw expectations to the wind a It took me forever to read this book. It threw expectations to the wind and created a whole new form of vampire. This was one of those thoroughly enjoyable easy reads. There was a bit of a mystery throughout who the evil kidnapper would be , a bit of romance and a lot of indecision. At every turn, fun was poked at common perceptions of vampires and vampirism, providing a far lighter fantasy journey that I have previously read.
Dec 27, Casey rated it liked it. This book was really hard to rate. I liked almost everything about it except for the main character. Lil is a shallow, ignorant snob. I kind of wanted to see her get staked She judges everyone by their clothing and bank account. I also cringed every time someone mentioned a female's "Orgasm Quotient". It's gross. The author should have just used "fertility rating" for both genders. Also, there was entirely too much blathering on about fashion.
I liked many of the side This book was really hard to rate. I liked many of the side characters. Francis was hilarious in his cute nerdy way. The feud between Lil's father and the werewolf had me giggling. I loved the poor, chubby spinster of a "made" vampire too. Her desperate attempts to get weight loss and beauty treatments to "stick" to her vampire body were hilarious. The mystery actually fooled me too. I briefly considered "hot dog guy", but dismissed him for other suspects.
It never occurred to me that he might be a Renfield type. The romance with Lil's clients was cute. Lil is terrible at her job but wound up finding matches for her clients anyway. Her own little fling with Ty was just awful. She doesn't know anything about him except except that he's "hot". Finally, the release came and I purchased it as soon as I was able. Though it wasn't as great as the others, I'm still pretty happy overall. Spoiler: This book wasn't the end I originally thought it was going to be yay!
What can I say other than I really do love this series? I just hope it won't take another 3. View 1 comment. Sep 22, Michelle Leah Olson rated it liked it Shelves: literal-addiction-books , to-be-reviewed. Kimberly Raye's DED series was one of the first PNR series I read after discovering this whole new preternatural and yet sexy book world after Twilight, and it still holds as one of my favorite fun reads.
I missed wacky Lil and her hijinks, and it was fun to get a little bit more of her again. I can't wait to see her finally get her happily ever after, and thank Kimberly for creating such a great world to get lost in. Sep 03, Kelly Browning rated it it was amazing. Anyone know where I can get a copy of the book? Running out of places to look.
Jul 23, Natalie marked it as to-read. This is now scheduled to be released in the fall of as an e-book. This is according to Kimberly Raye's website. Enjoyed Scary that it really could happen and no one to stop it And how people can be primative after such a short time. The books don't particularly end of cliffhangers but it just doesn't feel like any of the plot lines ever really get wrapped up or moved forward.
Lil doesn't seem to have moved forward much in the whole series, yes her job is more successful but that's about it. While her and Ty are marginally more committed to each other we don't actually see that in this book, they spend perhaps a few hours together in the whole book.
I also don't like the casual sexism or the way that Lil seems to value looks over everything else whenever she uses her vampy mind control it's always about them doing things for her because she's so hot. Also her dress sense is really dated- I don't think Chanel even make rhinestone tank tops because they are tacky AF it's just annoying her going on and on about how fashionable her dress sense is and then describing a terrible terrible outfit. Jul 17, Anna Snow rated it it was amazing.
Like all of you, I've been anxiously waiting for the next chapter of my favorite matchmaker vampire Lil Marchette's life and I have to say, this book was worth the wait! Seeing that Lil is still up to her old ways made me one happy lipstick-junkie! The story was fast paced, fun, as sassy as ever, and just the mention of Ty had me squirming in my seat! Over the years I've enjoyed the entire Dead End Dating Series as some of my favorite go to reads, especially on a day that I need to lose myself in Like all of you, I've been anxiously waiting for the next chapter of my favorite matchmaker vampire Lil Marchette's life and I have to say, this book was worth the wait!
Over the years I've enjoyed the entire Dead End Dating Series as some of my favorite go to reads, especially on a day that I need to lose myself in a world full of crazy-fun mystery. If you haven't had the pleasure of reading the D. Series I highly recommend you grab a copy immediately and lose yourself in the crazy fun world that Ms. Raye had created. This is absolutely a five star must read! Witty, sassy, and hot!
Feb 27, Kathy Bryson rated it it was amazing. Dead End Dating is back! Nice guy, but not the love of her life, Ty Bonner! Raye picks up the series Dead End Dating is back! Feb 05, Amber rated it it was amazing. Okay excuse me while I do a happy little dance woo hoo YES Yes yes yes yes yes yes I was so happy when I saw this book for sale I LOVED the dead end dating series and I was so sad when I head this book was never going to be released I am so happy that the Author found a way for the book to be published after all this book was well worth the long wait and I am so happy the series is going to be on going I love it Jun 09, Laura rated it it was amazing.
Amazing series. Can't wait for more Lil books! I recommend it to everybody who wants to have a laugh. There's also some action, some comedy, some drama, some romance and some fashion, you gotta love it. Even Simon loved it! Committed or Not Lil is terrified she has committed to Remy while she loves Ty. Ms Raye puts Lil in a number of hilarious situations when she tries to find out if the commitment has been consummated.
She adds some danger to keep the reader, and Lil on their toes. It is a fast read everyone can enjoy. Apr 08, Michelle Maud rated it it was amazing. I loved this book! Lil is hilarious as vampzilla I feel bad for Remy but maybe Lil can hook him up with someone in the next book? This has been a fun series so far. I hope the next book is coming out sometime this year??? Apr 15, Marisha Reed rated it it was amazing. Mar 06, Eileen Lane rated it really liked it Shelves: light-hearted-humor.
Love Lil and the Dead End Dating series! It was an entertaining read as usual! Apr 10, Terri rated it really liked it. I am glad this book finally came out. I can't wait to find out what happens next. Mar 06, Edith Campos Rojas rated it really liked it Shelves: paranormal , fiction.
Brenda Cruz rated it liked it Sep 11, ZOEY rated it it was amazing Feb 04, Adrienne rated it liked it May 05, Shira Kipnees rated it it was amazing Nov 29, Stevie rated it really liked it Sep 14, Amanda rated it it was amazing Apr 28, Catalina91 rated it it was amazing Jan 07, Helly rated it really liked it Sep 11, Readers also enjoyed.
About Kimberly Raye. Kimberly Raye. I've always been an incurable romantic. While I enjoy reading all types of fiction, my favorites, the books that touch my soul, are romance novels. From sexy to thrilling, sweet to humorous, I like them all. But what I really love is writing romance--the hotter the better! I started my first novel back in high school and have been writing ever since.
To date, I've published over thirty novels, one I've always been an incurable romantic. I have also been nominated by Romantic Times magazine for several Reviewer's Choice awards, as well as a career achievement award. Martin's Press and Warner Books. Born and bred in the Lone Start State, I still live deep in the heart with my real-life hero, Curt, and our young children. Like any over-worked, under-appreciated wife and mother, I have very little free time.
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